So. On occasion I get grocery store Chinese food for lunch. Not so great, but really good if you know what I mean. And whenever I get Chinese food, I look forward to busting open the fortune cookie at the end. But not with this Chinese food. I don’t know who their fortune cookie vendor is, but they are the absolute worst! They aren’t even fortunes. There is no “You will travel soon” or “Success is right around the corner” in these little cookies. They are more “statement cookies.” Things like, “You know many people.” And I was getting awfully peeved about the un-fortunes until yesterday when I got this one:
You are a happy man.
Just in case you don’t know me (or do know me, but are still confused), I am not a man.
But oh, did I laugh. And I have it next to my ergonomically positioned monitor at work. To remind me that if I am a man, at least I am a happy man.